Chapter 309 The headache of being an uncle
Chapter 309 The headache of being an uncle
"Seriously, brother Siming, where have you been these past few years? Have you become a god?" Tang San asked with some confusion. Logically speaking, the maximum lifespan of a titled Douluo is 1000 years.And it's still theoretical. At present, we only know that the Poseidon lived for 1000 years.
And Jiang Siming has lived for more than 1 years, and his vitality is still strong. This cannot be explained at all!
"After that battle, something went wrong with my body and I have been in a coma. I don't know exactly what happened. I am still some distance away from becoming a god." Jiang Siming said helplessly.
"Now that you are back, how about I help you find a god position? There are still many vacant god positions in the God Realm. With your strength, you should be able to become a god soon!"
"No, because of some special reasons, I cannot rely on the gods in the divine world to become a god. But I have my own methods." Jiang Siming shook his head, and the chance of becoming a god was in the hands of the system.Moreover, even becoming a god is not Jiang Siming's ultimate goal. After all, Douluo Continent God is still too weak.
"Okay!" Tang San was not too surprised, but seemed somewhat expected.
"Brother Siming, although I don't know the secret you carry. But no matter what you do, we will definitely stand behind you. We are brothers, and we will always be!" Tang San said sincerely.
Jiang Siming nodded and said nothing, but the emotion in his eyes could not be concealed.He came from the main world, but he never regarded Tang San and the others as NPCs. Instead, he treated them sincerely.
Making such a group of friends and a woman who loves him may be Jiang Siming's biggest gain in coming to Douluo World.
"One more thing, your eldest niece is also at Shrek Academy. Brother Siming, please take care of her." Tang San said instead.
"Wang Dong'er?" Jiang Siming looked at Tang San jokingly.
"I can't hide anything from you!" Tang San said with a smile.
"I don't know what you think. Isn't the world of gods bad? What if your daughter comes to Douluo Continent and is deceived by some liar? Then you, the father, will cry. Xiao Wu doesn't want to come. I won’t let you go.”
Tang San also smiled and shook his head and said, "This little guy is very naughty. Keeping him in check is not an option. Besides, isn't there brother Siming? I think nothing will happen to the little guy. She is your eldest niece." !”
"Haha!" Jiang Si understood, this big-hearted father.
"Brother Siming, I have to leave. The power of the divine world cannot come to Douluo Continent for a long time. I look forward to our next meeting. Everyone misses you. No matter what you face, we will bear it together. 1 We couldn't help you years ago, but we are different now." Tang San said with firm eyes.
Although Jiang Siming's current strength has long been inferior to Tang San's, in the hearts of everyone in the Shrek Seven Monsters, Jiang Siming will always be the strongest.
"Look forward to it, maybe we can meet again soon." There was a trace of reluctance in Jiang Siming's eyes. He had earned such a group of friends with his sincerity.
"Goodbye! Brother Siming! We are all waiting for you!"
Tang San's shadow gradually disappeared, turning into golden fragments and dispersing in the air. His eyes were full of reluctance and did not hide it at all.
"What kind of decision will I face when we meet again?" Jiang Siming murmured.
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After handling Ma Xiaotao's matter, the system finally prompted the completion of the plot make-up task.
All this has finally come to an end!
Mu En also faked his death according to Jiang Siming's instructions. Jiang Siming was the only one in Shrek Academy who still knew that Dragon God Douluo was still alive.
For this reason, Huo Yuhao fell into an extremely crazy state and trained like crazy as in the plot.In the end, Huo Yuhao gradually calmed down by relying on the companionship and influence of Wang Dong'er and others.
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"Brother Sima? Why are you here?"
Huo Yuhao, who was about to go to the Sun and Moon Royal Academy as an exchange student, looked with some confusion at Jiang Siming, who had been waiting in front for a long time.
"Xiao Yuhao! Let me remind you, never provoke a woman named Orange. Otherwise, don't blame me for beating you up!" Jiang Siming patted Huo Yuhao's shoulder and said with a threatening look.
"What?"
Huo Yuhao tilted his head and looked at Jiang Siming with a puzzled expression. He didn't understand why the other party said that?I obviously don’t know a woman called Orange.
"Just listen to me. If you dare to fall in love with someone else! I will castrate you!" Jiang Siming said viciously, like a gangster.
"This..." Huo Yuhao looked at his very unruly ancestor and was speechless for a moment.
"I don't care if you understand or not, but don't let me know what your relationship is with that orange." After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he left on his own, leaving a confused Huo Yuhao behind.
"I've reminded you this. If this kid provokes me again, he will be asking for a beating." Jiang Siming nodded with satisfaction.
After all, Wang Donger is his eldest niece, how can he bear to see her being cheated on?In the original work, Tang San almost killed Huo Yuhao when he knew about it. Of course, as an uncle, he couldn't stand his niece being raped.
The purpose of preventing the Emperor's auspicious beast from approaching Huo Yuhao was to prevent Wang Qiu'er from appearing.After all, my eldest niece has many love rivals!Being an uncle is also a headache.
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"Where are you going this time?" Snow Emperor asked with a somewhat annoyed tone.
"Tongming's sword practice has reached a bottleneck. I must find a place to stimulate him to find the direction of the Seven Killing Sword." Jiang Siming said lightly, seeming to ignore the Snow Emperor.
In fact, the relationship between the two is a bit awkward now. Xuedi's previous performance was obviously that he liked Jiang Siming.This made Jiang Siming a little confused as to how to treat this woman.
"Aren't you going to take me with you this time?" Snow Emperor said sadly.
"It's impossible for you and me. I will do what I promised you. As for the rest, forget it?" Jiang Siming said pretending to be indifferent.
For a moment, the atmosphere between the two became very quiet, even showing a hint of sadness.
"Send me back to the far north, maybe that's where I should stay!" Snow Emperor suddenly said.
Jiang Siming was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but glance at the Snow Emperor, but finally nodded.
"If this is your choice, I respect it!"
"This is for you!" Jiang Siming handed the Snow Emperor a jade slip.
"If you need me, crush this jade slip and I will appear at any time. I will send you away tomorrow."
After that, Jiang Siming finally shook his head and left.
"You bastard! Do you really want me to leave?" Snow Emperor lowered his head and said with grievance while holding the jade slip in his hand.
The crystal clear tears couldn't help but drip down.
"I seem to have really fallen in love with this guy, but why? Why do you treat me so well even though you clearly don't like me?"
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